I'm so fucked up in the head.
SO FUCKED UP.
I need some-fucking-body to talk to
WHO WILL NO THROW THEIR OPINIONS AT ME WHO WILL NOT JUDGE ME WHO WILL NOT TELL A SINGLE PERSON MY WORDS WHO WILL FUCKING LISTEN AND NOT THINK ITS STUPID WHERE CAN YOU BE ;(
That awkward moment when your mom tells you to...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!” and when she finally comes, you’re like Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Riding in a car with your friends
scoutfinch-: Riding in a car with your parents
When you're watching you're favorite show and you...
You’re like: But the moment it cuts to a commercial, And you run to the toilet like: After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like But then you make it in time so you’re like LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG OMG
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
Me: Hey Tumblr, I'll be right back, I just gotta-
Tumblr: Sit your fucking ass down.
IF YOU FIND THIS CAMERA
My tounge dances behind my lips for you.