May 2011
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Watchpoopbunny:
This will never cease to make me die.
I don't understand why we have fire drills. If...
fuckyeahlaughters:
fatregina:
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NEW FAVORITE QUOTE
swingingonmonkeybars:
”When people hurt you over and over, think of them like a sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.” - Chris Colfer
Watcheine-kleine:
PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD.
THIS MORNING (27/5) THE SPECIAL FORCES STARTED TO ATTACK THE PROTESTERS IN THE BARCELONA CONCENTRATION. THEY’RE TRYING TO MAKE US GO AWAY. TO STOP US FROM CAMPING IN A FORM OF PROTEST FOR OUR RIGHTS. THEY EVEN SENT AN HELICOPTER. THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.
BUT WE WON’T GO ANYWHERE. TODAY WE’RE MARCHING TOO ARMED WITH FLOWERS. WE WON’T USE VIOLENCE. WE’RE...
